Jake Joyce is a musician and writer who has never acted in his life. He has been playing in bands since he was 14 and is currently active in Seasonal Men's Wear, Davey Dynamite & the Salt Creek Duo, The Love Hens, and Southern Belle. He runs a small DIY label out of Rolling Meadows, IL called Brown Bear Records. He sometimes writes for the Hard Times and typically blows all of his money on trading cards.
Danielle Knorrek hails from the sweet vanilla streets of Schaumburg, IL. She has been in and out of local community theatre since 2008 and is oddly proud to be a Second City drop out. When she's not killin' it with her 9-5 employment skills, she enjoys singing and performing in her current band Murder Ticket and side project The Love Hens. She has previously sang for The Dirty Heels and The Tawdry Hepburns. She appreciates all forms of creativity, and often enjoys filing her taxes on time.